MegaMan
Dark Man
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|  Subject: hey comment if u think thi is funny  Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:26 pm | |
| GOOD
In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!" The officer then found the young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
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A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball." He replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car. |
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Serenade
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| | Subject: Re: hey comment if u think thi is funny Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:40 am | |
| Where did you get these?
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MegaMan
Dark Man
Joined : 19 Feb 2007
Posts : 200
Characters of the Green Void
Name: Mega Man
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Zenny: 50
| | Subject: Re: hey comment if u think thi is funny Sat Jun 21, 2008 5:16 pm | |
| | my aunt sent them to me she got them from a friend |
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Serenade
Serenade
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Zenny: 4730
| | Subject: Re: hey comment if u think thi is funny Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:46 pm | |
| But of course.
I've been gone for around two weeks, with only Saturday back. I'll be leaving again for four days in five days.
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MegaMan
Dark Man
Joined : 19 Feb 2007
Posts : 200
Characters of the Green Void
Name: Mega Man
Health:
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Zenny: 50
| | Subject: Re: hey comment if u think thi is funny Tue Jul 08, 2008 1:24 pm | |
| | why do u keep going place all summer |
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Serenade
Serenade
Joined : 09 Feb 2007
Posts : 821
Characters of the Green Void
Name: Omega
Health:
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Zenny: 4730
| | Subject: Re: hey comment if u think thi is funny Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:39 pm | |
| I'm back for the rest of the summer now.
Except the day after tomorrow, I'm going to whatch some DCI.
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